We got word here that k you been workin’ under .false pretenses! Zjoknew donkey. You are nothing but an V ^s[ alligator— we hxred n ^ Whoo- r twenty-two years of hard labor an’ not even a dag blag gold watch to show for it, Maxwelton was thunderstruck. Everybody had said he WCLS a donkey I figger he must he a duck or a chicken— any- way they gonna stew him up for dinner — but I got a soft heart An’ you can’t do it, huh? Jes’ han’ me the hatchet, son. Then you can forget all about yo’ terrible assignment. Why in Y^°H tunket can’t you learn to swim, Horace? can’t swim yo’self, Pa. Behold, sir! The head duck and a duckling performing duckly duty Only this morniri the good man was countin’ his hatchets! “One is missinT’he cried, and swore on his fathers sword that it would with the culprit! ~ : Vbu go fotch back yon . hatchet, sirrah, an’ I will chop yo’ head off with it. Otherwise no supper tonight. I vows to bring x / Good back yd hatchet, \ fellal master, on account \Come of it is my boundenAwith ^duty. — * A Ame. n 1 But I bought this ) That dealer was armor from a /the King— be sold dirty old junk f me four times, dealer— wasn’t s’posed to be nobody ) 'V f°° Q — in it- ' Well, we cant take a man’s clothes, Quin- cival.You’ll gotta wear somethin’ else for armor. Here, try this, jes’ for size. How kin I take that out in the light? In the meantime, Maxwelton has escaped from the farm and decides to go to the big city to make his fortune as a mus- ician. A very funny thing happens as he makes his way atone, i/u: ntTU’n« Well, Wizard, it so happen I is goin’ into the show business as a sin- ger~I btMjlad to take you on "" with your act. & You a singer? )OL 1 is a unemployed donkey Maxwelton by name— youl is heerd that Maxwelton’s brays are bonny? So 1 is a singer, m ph! But you looked so really Y Ho! That dead! I was afeared to clap, was bnly in case you was / dyin’— now dead, Id hurt / this is the yo’ feelin’s. ( death I ’Tain’t a cough — it’s a hark. . . I was hired on here as a airedale— s’posed to he a watchdog,but- Say— if you’re dead, hold still. How you expeck to get proper buried? ( Suddenly \ he sniffs r a sniff. zrrv I He points at the / marauder— then ( fearlessly he- — 2 r Bein’ a dog is too risky— I’m gonna run off an’ join somethin’ safe. There’s nothin' safe to join any more. The backwoods poets have muddied all the little fountains. . . j- We’ll sing as we march along. We’re sensational- see, the hug swooned out of sheer delight! V7/ Qhis is a rare opportunity for you to creep forward arf invpstinn+e - i Long asY Us ought to share they is > the hazards of havin' J invasionwith fun— A^.our liT friend. Food! My sahes,^Maybe if us is they is real friendly preparin’ , us kin git a banquet! A unvited. r How wonderful— ^l\bu gone V Course not, (\f he’s raw, put Turtle soup is my M eat me , WQ is got y a liT jacket on favorite color! raw? A clothes on! I the varmint an follow me, gents! Us'll go back to the farm an’ have a big perloo as a reward for runnin off them robbers. 1 r At? that, chillun, is how come we got such a comfortable swamp. 1 All the critturs went back to the farm an' acted like themselves, \ 'stead of like other folks, an’ ol’ Owl, he buried all the hatchets j an’ soon the farm spread out an’ become a nice, swampy <^- J woods an’ — — — : - L