any years ago in a period commonly known as Next ’ Friday Afternoon, there lived a king who was very qloomy on Tuesday mornings because he was so sad minkinq about how unhappy he had been on Monday and how completely mournful he would be on Wednesday. c & Y~\ Gadzooks ari all that! My momma never done tole me when _ she lernt me the tongue. on \tanguages\ Jir] But come now, Sire, bid foul ] care a fond adieu, lam here J to bring you y % cheer. /what's thy r~\7 name < /\ \>*S) ®t varlet ? My first name, your blue-eyed ever lovin’ Majesty, was Sam — Sam V arlet, but I changed it “ to Clancy Q. \ U, Clangw heedle. A shrewd move, Clancy. Good work, old ( a 234608. And then , my next name was j No. 234608— an appellation conferred upon me by a public J ’ institution in recognition of \ ~ my many skills. ) It was my favorite name-l would 1 of had it for ten years but the J parole board gave me the sack— \ a cruel blow— it was my mother’s ) birthdate. J~— Ry * ' . \S — — wiipi ■! i i,i, | MTS. Momma to you, if your silly old Majesty pleases, Sire- no, Momma did you that? Bald Tuesday! The day my grandsire was s trick hairless! There, there. King, \( And that's ol’boy. There will be If even worse! another day— in Gimpy fact, there’s one ing up tomorrow! /\we W/ dammed? Gummed, I said and Clu mined it is! You’re a trouble maker, yz Charlie. What's your game? Jl# Oh, why does every- one pick on poor t widowed me? Hapless Yeah!) and ' Wanna / helpless make \me? > somethin') out of scream like *■ they should— .who cares if Ski lose my Wk j A How truly truly A ^ gaily Y gay! J\ r We're spreading love and joy today. How sweetly truly 1 rj gaily gay'j^ and ■Nobody co-operates with me- \f / There/ There! Maybe Xrherds °s a watchdog. ^ ) L, folks loves you best if always you is somethin besides) room for a dog. y another •—p-y Easter J^ t ^_ v ( ( bunny. People don’t run from me scream (An Easter bunny What a delightful idea— how truly gay! ( And you will dance ) ( When we go into jf an' sweetly sing the woods 7 And jump around \ Would we should the ® like everything.) could be goods— / JS-— \r Us clever /$> < little rabbits! bun I’ll be! Ere long ; I’ll ear long funny be! W Hop, hop, the ^ W bunny song ! ■ ^ Dozeydo and. 3 run along, y This is Pee- ^ dickle dockle! Too true. I This is adsuvbed! How can you be anyiold on, Sam Varlet, alias c I Easter rabbit? You aivit got no basket /) Clancy Clangwheedle! Do notjorget we are spreading ~ * love and meer-we help this watchdog . 1 S ^e must of mistook "Tor somebody else. ^ All right , but drive\ JrJc On, on! Well all be Easter Bunnies! \ { Dont try to pass r anybody thru here — Slowdown! Slow down ! 1 hand . Take it easy now- the muddy bank of the brook will ysr be slippery ^^\Put out your Let her coast now — Dont swerve in and out , of traffic-easy! Slow ( \down for the corner. Youll get us all killed! Turn right here —there's a nice place for lunch— no, keep going, it's One thing I cant stand is a back. seat driver! ri > You’re going too fast! Who’s going too v Youre fast? 'You’re doin id riving ! to /Ae runnivi. yy Slow 1 down! You don't have to tell me — your king loves you anyway— take ^ You can't treat us peasants like peasants— just for that well ^ overthrow the gumtne r mint l J ,Were revolting! \, that and that! Easy on the hill now. Well overturn ^ that king and start a a new one. We run out of san wickes — were goin home and arm ourselves > to the teeth— with pickles ^ ^ and cold , cuts! he was any kind of a sport he'd join us. ! Your doom is ft gum Joy subjects j Ibrungmy\f Shh—1 is jes ^1- ll * HT , Art M rtrt about to hook a muskelunge. chile Tansy down to watch you fish, Mr. j Bear! / Why would you steal 4 a /zsfe like tha— oop! Child, ho! Tell him to step outside— I'll wait iil he grows up — Til fight him and his pa. y I never! Watch yo’ langridge / in front of C_ the child. / Look out! Jj| ;• You shouldrit of made a U-turn Help! Help! A hear is clumbed into my child Tansys boudoir! ' V " VT' Well Kke I say them bears sure OtV£ scoundrels. Quick, 3 lutwort ! > He clambered into our babys beddy bye. A bear! A bear', hum Weills The scoundrel! ? Who?! t — And pull the hook ! That should bring the engines. f You dirit V pay me , ' no mind * when it was your turn . Oog! Killed again! Alas! Alas! Two fair young lives I’ve given for the rebellion— twice dead and me so young! ' Things been fcinda bamboggled -p ever since the { great revolt. What is yOU , / Simple— me and a cow , ; mean A my companions by callin' is spreadinlove yourself a Ss. and joy.. Easter bunny?/ — My childs voice! Not only am I the first fallen blood of the war, but also Im the second. Im an Easter bunny. polly-go-woq! How'dyou git in ^ there? j , | What in tunket is qoin on ? /Help! \ My child | is been 1 kidnappedl By Neddie Dingo ! Theys ntessin up my wash! Nothin' ain't more fierce nor a washerwoman's love fer " ^ 7 her wash , hair? t f T Sir Pogo, Knight of the Forest , we bring you^ zjgood cheer! _ L (r^T^X r ™ 90 ta ft, l! both churls— we’re . spreadin love *S an joy L)raw up a chair. At last we can y You sure V 1 got spread love an youre not , irrefutable joy on this lovely ( a angel? \ proof. <1 corn bread, y Careful.